prongsvssquid:

tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes

(via andythanfiction)

"Children’s and YA books are about being brave and kind, about learning wisdom and love, about that journey into and through maturity that we all keep starting, and starting again, no matter how old we get. I think that’s why so many adults read YA: we’re never done coming of age."

— Betsy Cornwell, interview in Uncommon YA (via betsycornwell)

(Source: lady-adventurer, via cpcoulter)

kisskicker:

burnthejacket:

subaquaticartisan:

Some tweets calling Ubisoft out on their bullshit.

AW SHIT SON

I mean god forbid you use the same animations for the male and female characters. HOW CAN WE TELL IT’S A LADY IF SHE ISN’T SWINGING HER HIPS AND DOING BALLET??? ANARCHY IN THE STREETS

(via robert-downey-jesus)

thischick25:

gemstone-enemas:

arcusofbrambles:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Well I dunno where it would go in my mohawk thing, but if I ever grow my hair out again I would definitely wear one of these

When you need to summon a demon or two in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Oh hey look, you can buy them here! http://www.animicausa.com/shop/Gifts-for-Him/Leatherdos-Mini-tools-clip/tpflypage.tpl.html

thischick25:

gemstone-enemas:

arcusofbrambles:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Well I dunno where it would go in my mohawk thing, but if I ever grow my hair out again I would definitely wear one of these

When you need to summon a demon or two in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Oh hey look, you can buy them here! http://www.animicausa.com/shop/Gifts-for-Him/Leatherdos-Mini-tools-clip/tpflypage.tpl.html

(via jumpingjacktrash)

(Source: onceland, via islingtons)

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

(Source: reservoir-of-blood, via andythanfiction)

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(Source: homovikings, via andythanfiction)

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

(via andythanfiction)

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

(via aggybird)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via robert-downey-jesus)

Tags: accurate

bounddreamer:

hextraordinary:

bagmilk:

does your signature just like happen to you once you adult

So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge.  I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing.  You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature

Yes and this is what happens when you sign with pictures of dicks.

http://m.tickld.com/x/this-guy-just-made-the-staff-at-walmart-lose-their-mindsthis-is-genius

(Source: heteroh, via maderr)

4ragon:

I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.

Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’

and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’

but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’

(via jumpingjacktrash)

loopyart:

That moment when your boyfriend finds all of your Jaws au fics, haha in palette #16. <3 <3
LoopyArt

loopyart:

That moment when your boyfriend finds all of your Jaws au fics, haha in palette #16. <3 <3

LoopyArt

(via jumpingjacktrash)