frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

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lilbijou:

concept-of-karma:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

/pukes

this is actually really gross and really scary

(via andythanfiction)

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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jack-of-none:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

ugh guysThat was Zhuge Liang and it wasn’t tea, he sat down and played a chill song on his guqin. Zhuge Liang had such a reputation as calculating mastermind that his opponent assumed he had an ambush prepared and fucked off. It’s thought to be a fictional incident but the “empty fort strategy” does appear in the Thirty-Six Strategems, which is attributed to Zhuge Liang (who was a real person), so yeah. Other things Zhuge Liang was notable for include insulting his enemies with burns so sick that they literally died. (He did this more than once)Life Goals: Zhuge Liang

jack-of-none:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

ugh guys

That was Zhuge Liang and it wasn’t tea, he sat down and played a chill song on his guqin. Zhuge Liang had such a reputation as calculating mastermind that his opponent assumed he had an ambush prepared and fucked off.

It’s thought to be a fictional incident but the “empty fort strategy” does appear in the Thirty-Six Strategems, which is attributed to Zhuge Liang (who was a real person), so yeah.

Other things Zhuge Liang was notable for include insulting his enemies with burns so sick that they literally died. (He did this more than once)

Life Goals: Zhuge Liang

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Tags: so pretty

vastderp-placeholder:

Tommy Shepherd and Billy Kaplan from Young Avengers, being reluctantly brotherly.
(bunp.)

vastderp-placeholder:

Tommy Shepherd and Billy Kaplan from Young Avengers, being reluctantly brotherly.

(bunp.)

(via jumpingjacktrash)

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

(via robert-downey-jesus)

Post #848 about how I’m twenty fucking one years old and I’ve never gone on a date and I’m going to be forever alone why are people so hard to meet wah wah wah giant baby tears

islingtons:

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YOU CAN DO IT BRO! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!!!

(why do I constantly say this? I haven’t even seen gurren lagann)

also if you get discouraged tomorrow: watch this!

geekymerch:

(via Toothless TShirt How To Train Your Dragon by lincolinmercury)

DAMMIT LYNN NOW I WANT TO BUY THIS LIKE BURNING
(HTTYD2 is made of rainbows and my tears and awesome btw)

geekymerch:

(via Toothless TShirt How To Train Your Dragon by lincolinmercury)

DAMMIT LYNN NOW I WANT TO BUY THIS LIKE BURNING

(HTTYD2 is made of rainbows and my tears and awesome btw)

(via islingtons)

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sophael:

graphrofberk:

I was bored..

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

sophael:

graphrofberk:

I was bored..

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

(via silvermoonphantom)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via jumpingjacktrash)

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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