inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

Unpacking is only slightly less boring than packing

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

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Tags: accurate

sonneillonv said: May your tables always have uneven legs. May your shopping carts always have a rogue wheel. May you never spot the cop until five seconds too late. May every red light you run have a camera. May Amazon always lose your packages. May you step on a thousand legos.

evilsupplyco:

Suggested modern curses.

wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

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HUSKY PLAYING IN THE SNOW (⊙‿⊙✿)

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schwarzbrot:

Prince Mako and Damsel Raleigh or

Platonic Fairytale Tanglebuddies
It started out as a joke but as always I lost the point I was making.

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch some of The Colbert Report’s best guests, including Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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ERIK NO: an autobiography by charles francis xavier

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Tags: accurate xmfc

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

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vastderp-placeholder:

This photoset expresses everything I find hilarious about the graphical hipster emotifart trend.

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